A brief background on a book Harry Potter picked up during his first visit to Diagon Alley. (One shot)

Rated: C
Categories: Humour
Characters: Other Canon Character
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1237 - Hits: 561
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/25/2008 - Last Updated: 08/25/2008

Percy/Tonks, for the Smutty Claus ficfest on LiveJournal. Percy finds Ministry procedure to be quite erotic, and Tonks provides plenty of...structure.

Rated: L
Categories: Humour
Characters: Nymphadora Tonks, Percy Weasley
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3316 - Hits: 456
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/30/2005 - Last Updated: 01/30/2005

Lily's shower is interrupted most delightfully.

Rated: L
Categories: Porn Without Plot
Characters: James Potter, Lily Potter (nee Evans)
Genres: PWP
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2407 - Hits: 2662
Complete?: Yes - Published: 03/21/2007 - Last Updated: 03/21/2007

A poem about Ginny & Tom. Hinting at the chamber. Adult themes.

Rated: W
Categories: Ficlets & Poetry
Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: Abuse

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 241 - Hits: 152
Complete?: No - Published: 11/26/2003 - Last Updated: 11/26/2003

Just who is getting married, anyway? Hermione Granger and George Weasley try to figure this out. GW/HG. Oneshot.

Rated: S
Categories: The Burrow
Characters: Angelina Johnson, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Hermione Granger
Genres: Fluff, General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3913 - Hits: 764
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/28/2008 - Last Updated: 09/28/2008

The sequel to my “A Surprise for Hermione,” Hermione turns the tables on her husband, Charlie. It helps to read the first story, but not necessary.

Rated: L
Categories: The Burrow
Characters: Charlie Weasley, Hermione Granger
Genres: Fluff, General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: BDSM

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2150 - Hits: 326
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/27/2008 - Last Updated: 09/27/2008

Draco Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson were destined to share a privileged life until the devastating circumstances of their sixth year at Hogwarts tore them apart. Five years later, they separately strive to come to terms with the past and proceed with a life they did not expect…alone. Pure & Proud is presented through alternating chapters of Draco's brooding journal and Pansy's idiosyncratic diary.

Rated: B
Categories: Pureblood
Characters: Pansy Parkinson
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 25
Wordcount: 63395 - Hits: 104121
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/30/2008 - Last Updated: 09/30/2008

At age twelve, Pollux Black learns of his mother's plan for him.

Rated: S
Categories: Angst
Characters: Original Character
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Character Death

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 639 - Hits: 725
Complete?: Yes - Published: 03/21/2007 - Last Updated: 03/21/2007

This is a twisted version of the Marriage Law Challenge, in which no rules apply and all pairings are strange but logical...at least, in some weird way. It is written jointly by moi, maudlinsarcasma, and Zen Bohemian of fanfiction.net. Enjoy! (And review!) This fic is NOT abandoned!

Rated: W
Categories: Romance
Characters: Alastor Moody
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3948 - Hits: 701
Complete?: No - Published: 08/12/2005 - Last Updated: 08/13/2005

Tonks puts her foot in her mouth, and Remus feels the need to set the record 'straight.' (Bad pun intended) Rated W for innuendo

Rated: W
Categories: Wolfsbane
Characters: Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: Character Death

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2024 - Hits: 128
Complete?: Yes - Published: 10/01/2008 - Last Updated: 10/01/2008

(Igor Karkaroff/OFC) A long lost love story begging to be told. Companion piece to "Sonata of the Spellbound" found on Ashwinder.

Rated: L
Categories: Romance
Characters: Igor Karkaroff, Original Character
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Character Death

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1829 - Hits: 243
Complete?: No - Published: 03/03/2006 - Last Updated: 03/03/2006

On the chessboard of life, never underestimate the power of an angry queen.

Rated: B
Categories: Pureblood
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Lord Voldemort/Tom Riddle
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: Character Death

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1117 - Hits: 836
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/29/2008 - Last Updated: 09/29/2008

Fred and George have no intention of finishing Hogwarts. These enterprising young business men want to get on with their lives. Story presented in five 100 word drabbles.

Rated: C
Categories: The Burrow
Characters: Fred Weasley, George Weasley
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 526 - Hits: 394
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/27/2008 - Last Updated: 09/27/2008

While attempting to measure the difference between Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff girls, Anthony Goldstein abandons his observational approach in favor of some hands-on experience.

Rated: B
Categories: Romance
Characters: Anthony Goldstein
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 5201 - Hits: 948
Complete?: Yes - Published: 03/14/2007 - Last Updated: 03/14/2007

Draco has premature ejaculation disorder. How does this affect his relationships?

Rated: B
Categories: Drama
Characters: Draco Malfoy
Genres: Drama
Warnings: Slash

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3108 - Hits: 966
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/21/2006 - Last Updated: 06/21/2006

Hermione's been patient, but she's tired of waiting for Ron to make his move. She finally decides to make the move herself. Canon compliant.

Rated: L
Categories: The Burrow
Characters: Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: PWP, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 2
Wordcount: 7173 - Hits: 1709
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/27/2008 - Last Updated: 09/27/2008

Sparks ignite more than passion when Pansy Parkinson interviews Draco Malfoy.

Rated: L
Categories: Pureblood
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson
Genres: PWP
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1831 - Hits: 126
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/29/2008 - Last Updated: 09/29/2008

Narcissa has been the loyal wife of a Death Eater for twenty years. She has kept her opinion to herself, but everything is about to change.

Rated: B
Categories: Pureblood
Characters: Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy (nee Black)
Genres: Drama
Warnings: Character Death

Series: None
Chapters: 6
Wordcount: 10016 - Hits: 5624
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/29/2008 - Last Updated: 09/29/2008

Lupin reflects.

Rated: S
Categories: Wolfsbane
Characters: Remus Lupin
Genres: Alternate Universe
Warnings: Suicide

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 447 - Hits: 496
Complete?: Yes - Published: 10/01/2008 - Last Updated: 10/01/2008

[Sequel to Dismantle] "You're distracted lately," he said, glancing at her. "I can see it on your face. I saw it tonight. You weren't even paying attention to me. You were looking somewhere else."

Rated: B
Categories: Romance, The Burrow, Pureblood
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1606 - Hits: 1302
Complete?: Yes - Published: 11/07/2010 - Last Updated: 11/08/2010

A rainy day at the Burrow, and an unusual couple finds a way to pass the time.

Rated: L
Categories: The Burrow
Characters: Hermione Granger
Genres: Fluff, PWP, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1348 - Hits: 774
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/26/2008 - Last Updated: 09/26/2008

Wanting something you can't have is the best kind of challenge. When delicious tension ensues, what does one do with it?

Rated: W
Categories: Pureblood
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger
Genres: Drabble, Drama, General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 850 - Hits: 277
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/28/2008 - Last Updated: 09/28/2008

This story is a twisted version of the fairytale Rapunzel. It was written for a LiveJournal challenge issued by whitemunin. Filch decides to try to make some personal improvements, but things don't go according to plan...and the only one surprised by that is Filch.

Rated: S
Categories: Humour
Characters: Argus Filch
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 9663 - Hits: 988
Complete?: Yes - Published: 03/15/2004 - Last Updated: 03/15/2004

Draco and Pansy share a heated and intimate moment together.

Rated: W
Categories: Pureblood
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson
Genres: Fluff, General, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 727 - Hits: 54
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/28/2008 - Last Updated: 09/28/2008

This grew out of a discussion at Snapedom about how Lily and Sev's relationship might have changed, had he been born a girl.

Rated: C
Categories: Humour
Characters: Lily Potter (nee Evans), Sirius Black
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1511 - Hits: 708
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/10/2008 - Last Updated: 08/11/2008