Argus Filch
Stories
It's funny how you never think much of the people you know or the people you once loved... until death finally rears its ugly head and you think of what might have been... and what you now know will never be....... THIS IS A SLASH STORY BETWEEN SNAPE AND ANOTHER! If you are uncomfortable with this, simply do not read it! (Some of this goes back to the Marauders' times. It is basically like one of those flash-back episodes.) Oh, and it is not between Severus and any of the Marauders! Just thought I'd inform you...

Rated: W
Categories: Romance
Characters: Argus Filch, Severus Snape
Genres: General
Warnings: Character Death

Series: None
Chapters: 5
Wordcount: 709 - Hits: 225
Complete?: No - Published: 02/23/2005 - Last Updated: 05/05/2005
How does George cope with the death of his brother, twin and best friend?

Rated: C
Categories: The Burrow
Characters: Argus Filch, Fred Weasley, George Weasley
Genres: Angst, Tragedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 967 - Hits: 295
Complete?: No - Published: 09/27/2008 - Last Updated: 09/27/2008
This is an alternate version of Book Seven. Harry reluctantly returns to Hogwarts to train with a new DADA teacher, one appointed in specifically for Harry in Dumbledore's will. As the rest of the Wizard World reacts to Dumbledore's defeat, Harry develops the skills he needs to fulfill the Prophecy--including mastery of the Kedavra curse.

Mysteries are explored along the way, particularly the "missing 24 hours" from 1981--the span of time between Hagrid taking Baby Harry from the ruins of Godric's Hollow on Halloween Night, and his arrival to hand off Baby Harry on Privet Drive the following night. The Veil Room in the Department of Mysteries is also revisited. A traitor is uncovered, and Dumbledore's wisdom comes into question. And even when all goes as planned, things are not all they seem.

Rated: C
Categories: General
Characters: Alastor Moody, Albus Dumbledore, Alice Longbottom, Argus Filch, Arthur Weasley, Bellatrix Lestrange (nee Black), Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Cornelius Fudge, Dolores Umbridge, Draco Malfoy, Fleur Delacour, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Helga Hufflepuff, Hermione Granger, James Potter, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Lily Potter (nee Evans), Lord Voldemort/Tom Riddle, Lucius Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Minerva McGonagall, Moaning Myrtle, Molly Weasley (nee Prewett), Mystery Canon Character, Narcissa Malfoy (nee Black), Neville Longbottom, Nymphadora Tonks, Original Character, Other Canon Character, Pansy Parkinson, Percy Weasley, Peter Pettigrew, Petunia Dursley (nee Evans), Remus Lupin, Ron Weasley, Rowena Ravenclaw, Rubeus Hagrid, Severus Snape, Sirius Black, Viktor Krum
Genres: Alternate Universe, Crossover, General, Humor, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 5
Wordcount: 29410 - Hits: 4564
Complete?: Yes - Published: 11/22/2008 - Last Updated: 01/14/2010
Hogwarts' spy might not be the one you think of.... His/her essay, found in the library, travels from hand to hand and causes many different reactions until it meets its fate. Who might the mysterious author be?

Rated: C
Categories: Romance
Characters: Argus Filch, Irma Pince, Minerva McGonagall, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 5
Wordcount: 3271 - Hits: 2507
Complete?: Yes - Published: 02/02/2006 - Last Updated: 03/07/2006
Sadly, the title is the best part of this story. Response to the ‘How Filch Found his Firepower’ Challenge on Potter Place. Lavender Brown gets in a tight spot. Can she get out of it by making a deal with the devil? No? Okay, how about a deal with Filch?

Rated: S
Categories: Humour
Characters: Argus Filch
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 5156 - Hits: 539
Complete?: Yes - Published: 03/24/2007 - Last Updated: 03/24/2007
Was Argus Filch the nonmagical cantankerous caretaker of Hogwarts? Or was he a misunderstood man still coming into his magical prowess? Find out here.

Rated: S
Categories: General
Characters: Argus Filch
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3449 - Hits: 348
Complete?: Yes - Published: 03/24/2007 - Last Updated: 03/24/2007
When seven-year-old Argus Filch still hasn’t showed signs of magic, his father fears the worst. The result is a tangle of bloodlines, rejection, and even mention of the dreaded “s” word – “squib.”

Rated: S
Categories: Drama
Characters: Argus Filch
Genres: General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1435 - Hits: 538
Complete?: No - Published: 10/30/2004 - Last Updated: 10/30/2004
Professor Flitwick is not pleased.

Rated: C
Categories: General, Humour
Characters: Argus Filch, Filius Flitwick
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 397 - Hits: 373
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/03/2009 - Last Updated: 08/07/2009
retired featured story Just why did Snape look as if he were trying not to smile as McGonagall and Dumbledore examined the petrified Mrs Norris?

Rated: W
Categories: Humour
Characters: Argus Filch, Severus Snape
Genres: General
Warnings: Slash

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2162 - Hits: 804
Complete?: Yes - Published: 05/01/2005 - Last Updated: 05/02/2005
This story is a twisted version of the fairytale Rapunzel. It was written for a LiveJournal challenge issued by whitemunin. Filch decides to try to make some personal improvements, but things don't go according to plan...and the only one surprised by that is Filch.

Rated: S
Categories: Humour
Characters: Argus Filch
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 9663 - Hits: 797
Complete?: Yes - Published: 03/15/2004 - Last Updated: 03/15/2004
The job description didn’t say that acting heroically would be required.

Rated: B
Categories: Humour
Characters: Argus Filch
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1274 - Hits: 714
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/28/2006 - Last Updated: 06/30/2006
Just how are the bills paid at Hogwarts? Why, by the galleons donated at the Annual Fund-Raising Owl-a-Thon, of course! This year, some recent Hogwarts drop-outs provide a demonstration, with the goal of raising lots of donations.

Rated: C
Categories: The Burrow
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Argus Filch, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Lucius Malfoy, Minerva McGonagall, Molly Weasley (nee Prewett), Severus Snape
Genres: General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2353 - Hits: 278
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/27/2008 - Last Updated: 09/27/2008
Poor Argus Filch's heart is breaking.
(Warning: this story contains bestiality.)

Rated: L
Categories: Drama
Characters: Argus Filch
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2335 - Hits: 236
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/18/2006 - Last Updated: 06/21/2006