After the Stunner attack, Minerva struggles to overcome the effects, and Albus uses patience and tradition to lift her spirit.

Rated: S
Categories: Drama, General, Romance
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Dolores Umbridge, Filius Flitwick, Minerva McGonagall, Other Canon Character
Genres: Alternate Universe, Drama, General, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 4086 - Hits: 453
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/23/2009 - Last Updated: 01/24/2009

Umbridge and Fudge receive a few eye-openers when reading excerpts from "The Reflections of the Inner Eye"...

Rated: W
Categories: Humour, Song Fics & Drabbles
Characters: Cornelius Fudge, Dolores Umbridge, Sybill Trelawney, Xenophilius Lovegood
Genres: Drabble, Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 520 - Hits: 41
Complete?: Yes - Published: 10/07/2011 - Last Updated: 10/17/2011

This is an alternate version of Book Seven. Harry reluctantly returns to Hogwarts to train with a new DADA teacher, one appointed in specifically for Harry in Dumbledore's will. As the rest of the Wizard World reacts to Dumbledore's defeat, Harry develops the skills he needs to fulfill the Prophecy--including mastery of the Kedavra curse.

Mysteries are explored along the way, particularly the "missing 24 hours" from 1981--the span of time between Hagrid taking Baby Harry from the ruins of Godric's Hollow on Halloween Night, and his arrival to hand off Baby Harry on Privet Drive the following night. The Veil Room in the Department of Mysteries is also revisited. A traitor is uncovered, and Dumbledore's wisdom comes into question. And even when all goes as planned, things are not all they seem.

Rated: C
Categories: General
Characters: Alastor Moody, Albus Dumbledore, Alice Longbottom, Argus Filch, Arthur Weasley, Bellatrix Lestrange (nee Black), Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Cornelius Fudge, Dolores Umbridge, Draco Malfoy, Fleur Delacour, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Helga Hufflepuff, Hermione Granger, James Potter, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Lily Potter (nee Evans), Lord Voldemort/Tom Riddle, Lucius Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Minerva McGonagall, Moaning Myrtle, Molly Weasley (nee Prewett), Mystery Canon Character, Narcissa Malfoy (nee Black), Neville Longbottom, Nymphadora Tonks, Original Character, Other Canon Character, Pansy Parkinson, Percy Weasley, Peter Pettigrew, Petunia Dursley (nee Evans), Remus Lupin, Ron Weasley, Rowena Ravenclaw, Rubeus Hagrid, Severus Snape, Sirius Black, Viktor Krum
Genres: Alternate Universe, Crossover, General, Humor, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 5
Wordcount: 29410 - Hits: 5025
Complete?: Yes - Published: 11/22/2008 - Last Updated: 01/14/2010

The Ministry fnds itself overun with Pygmy Puffs...

Rated: C
Categories: Humour
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Cornelius Fudge, Dolores Umbridge, Malfalda Hopkirk
Genres: Drabble, Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 591 - Hits: 298
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/18/2011 - Last Updated: 09/19/2011

What does McGonagall say to Umbridge the night Arthur Weasley is attacked by Nagini?

Rated: C
Categories: General
Characters: Dolores Umbridge, Minerva McGonagall
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1226 - Hits: 754
Complete?: Yes - Published: 11/30/2005 - Last Updated: 12/01/2005

A brothel in Knockturn Alley serves the private needs of all our favorite (and some not-so-favorite) characters, with as much smut and humor as possible.

Rated: L
Categories: Humour, Porn Without Plot
Characters: Charlie Weasley, Cornelius Fudge, Dolores Umbridge, Filius Flitwick, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy (nee Black), Other Canon Character
Genres: PWP
Warnings: BDSM, Bestiality, Slash

Series: None
Chapters: 9
Wordcount: 12213 - Hits: 11044
Complete?: No - Published: 06/03/2009 - Last Updated: 10/14/2009

They don't call it "The Forbidden Forest" for nothing! Bane/Umbridge one-shot, a missing scene fic from OotP. WARNING: if you feel that human/centaur relations constitute bestiality, this is going to rattle your cage.

Rated: W
Categories: Romance
Characters: Bane, Dolores Umbridge
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1354 - Hits: 324
Complete?: Yes - Published: 12/28/2004 - Last Updated: 12/29/2004