Genres: Humor
Other Results: 2 Series
Stories
In which William Arthur Weasley meets, and eventually loses, a beautiful girl. It is something that happens to all fathers.

Rated: C
Categories: Drama, Fluff, General, Humour, Romance
Characters: Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Fleur Delacour, Teddy Lupin, Victoire Weasley
Genres: Drama, Fluff, Friendship, General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1952 - Hits: 575
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/27/2013 - Last Updated: 04/28/2013
My contribution to the "Malfoy/Granger Head Boy and Girl" genre, set in an AU world in which HBP and DH never unfolded. Rated for later chapters.

Rated: L
Categories: Pureblood
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger
Genres: Alternate Universe, Angst, General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 22
Wordcount: 29298 - Hits: 3215
Complete?: No - Published: 09/28/2008 - Last Updated: 09/28/2008
Viktor Krum needs help with the English translation of his new Quidditch book.

Rated: C
Categories: Humour
Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Viktor Krum
Genres: Drabble, Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 524 - Hits: 324
Complete?: Yes - Published: 11/24/2011 - Last Updated: 12/03/2011
retired featured story Not many people bother learning to tell the twins apart. But George Weasley begins to discover that Luna Lovegood is not at all like many people. In fact, she's one of a kind.

Rated: S
Categories: The Burrow
Characters: George Weasley, Luna Lovegood
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 5
Wordcount: 3276 - Hits: 6598
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/25/2008 - Last Updated: 09/25/2008

Mrs. Weasley realizes the extraordinary power of love.  Written for Fred/Hermione month at the dyno_drabbles community on LJ.



Rated: C
Categories: The Burrow, Fluff, Humour, Romance, Ficlets & Poetry
Characters: Fred Weasley, Hermione Granger, Molly Weasley (nee Prewett)
Genres: Alternate Universe, Drabble, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 294 - Hits: 474
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/06/2010 - Last Updated: 07/06/2010
After her dreams of securing Harry Potter's affections are dashed, Romilda Vane goes on the warpath. Who can stop her? A missing HBP moment.

Rated: S
Categories: Song Fics & Drabbles
Characters: Harry Potter, Romilda Vane
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 579 - Hits: 559
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/19/2007 - Last Updated: 04/19/2007
Ron is behaving very abnormally. Could he be lovesick, or is there another explanation? A set of two flashfics.

Rated: S
Categories: The Burrow, Fluff, Humour
Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lavender Brown, Ron Weasley, Severus Snape, Sybill Trelawney
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 2
Wordcount: 644 - Hits: 1086
Complete?: Yes - Published: 05/24/2008 - Last Updated: 05/27/2008
After the war, Lucius is sentenced to see a psychiatrist.

Rated: C
Categories: Pureblood, General, Humour, Fluff
Characters: Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy (nee Black), Original Character
Genres: Fluff, General, Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1973 - Hits: 428
Complete?: Yes - Published: 10/02/2010 - Last Updated: 10/03/2010
Ron's breakfast cereal is magically delicious in more ways than one. Is there really a (sur)prize in every box?

Rated: L
Categories: The Burrow, Porn Without Plot, Humour
Characters: Luna Lovegood, Ron Weasley
Genres: Humor, PWP
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 999 - Hits: 512
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/04/2010 - Last Updated: 07/06/2010
Follow Up to Meeting of Dark Minds. Voldemort has been invited to attend a New Orleans Mardi Gras with Madame Croix. What trouble can they get into?

Rated: L
Categories: Humour
Characters: Lord Voldemort/Tom Riddle, Original Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 799 - Hits: 225
Complete?: Yes - Published: 02/08/2005 - Last Updated: 02/08/2005
During Umbridge's reign of terror, two Heads of House take refuge in the kitchens at midnight. Some firewhiskey, food and a chat.

Rated: S
Categories: Humour
Characters: Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Slash

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1641 - Hits: 1278
Complete?: Yes - Published: 10/03/2005 - Last Updated: 10/03/2005
Neville finds himself in a compromising position with Luna.

Rated: W
Categories: Humour
Characters: Luna Lovegood, Neville Longbottom
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 563 - Hits: 181
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/15/2008 - Last Updated: 07/15/2008
Minerva gets lost in Muggle Texas, and has to be shown the way home by an unlikely fellow. For a challenge on 30minutefics LiveJournal community.

Rated: C
Categories: Humour
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 899 - Hits: 913
Complete?: Yes - Published: 11/25/2003 - Last Updated: 11/25/2003
Minerva finds chaperone duty in Hogsmeade very dull, until . . .

Rated: S
Categories: Humour
Characters: Minerva McGonagall
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 382 - Hits: 492
Complete?: Yes - Published: 05/24/2008 - Last Updated: 05/24/2008
The twins delight in making their mother flush during a Weasley family outing.

Rated: C
Categories: The Burrow
Characters: George Weasley, Molly Weasley (nee Prewett)
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 734 - Hits: 283
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/26/2008 - Last Updated: 09/26/2008
Five years separate two kisses and three girls. A lot can change in five years.

Rated: C
Categories: Fluff, General, Romance
Characters: Ginny Weasley, Hannah Abbott, Neville Longbottom, Romilda Vane
Genres: Fluff, Friendship, General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: Northumbrian's Tales
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 4364 - Hits: 513
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/03/2011 - Last Updated: 09/07/2011
Series of "moments" in the life of Andromeda Black, Ted Tonks, and their daughter. How did a pureblooded Black come to marry a Muggleborn like Tonks? And what on earth possessed them to name their daughter Nymphadora? These were just a few of the questions I had about them, and so here is my attempt to provide some answers.

Rated: W
Categories: Romance
Characters: Andromeda Tonks (nee Black), Nymphadora Tonks, Ted Tonks
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 5280 - Hits: 375
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/06/2005 - Last Updated: 01/07/2005
Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks help each other through their mutual loss. See what happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object. Will cover the missing story between OOTP and the end of HBP. Tonks will need do a lot of growing up and Remus will have to learn how to relax and let go. Rated W for a little sexuality, a fair bit of drinking and a great deal of colorful language.

Rated: W
Categories: Wolfsbane
Characters: Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin
Genres: Angst, Friendship, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 23
Wordcount: 122696 - Hits: 2406
Complete?: Yes - Published: 10/01/2008 - Last Updated: 10/01/2008
Lavender and her husband are having a farytale day.

Rated: B
Categories: Drama, Fluff, General, Humour, Romance
Characters: Lavender Brown, Original Character
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Fluff, General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 6
Wordcount: 12436 - Hits: 1790
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/31/2012 - Last Updated: 09/26/2012
The Ministry fnds itself overun with Pygmy Puffs...

Rated: C
Categories: Humour
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Cornelius Fudge, Dolores Umbridge, Malfalda Hopkirk
Genres: Drabble, Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 591 - Hits: 298
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/18/2011 - Last Updated: 09/19/2011
Move over Beedle, here comes Mother Ghoul...

Rated: C
Categories: Ficlets & Poetry, Humour
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lavender Brown, Lord Voldemort/Tom Riddle, Other Canon Character, Peter Pettigrew, Ron Weasley, Severus Snape, Sirius Black
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1208 - Hits: 450
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/06/2009 - Last Updated: 01/06/2009
Narcissa has a new hobby—and Draco isn’t terribly pleased. Is it possible to take the parental privilege of embarrassing one’s child a little too far?

Rated: S
Categories: Pureblood
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy (nee Black)
Genres: Fluff, Humor, PWP
Warnings: Slash

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1358 - Hits: 569
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/29/2008 - Last Updated: 09/29/2008
Hermione was warned about her new master being "sloppy, unpunctual, easy to distract and all too playful". But she wasn't warned about falling in love with him ... *WIP*

Rated: L
Categories: Romance
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Hermione Granger
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 12
Wordcount: 11425 - Hits: 2306
Complete?: No - Published: 08/03/2004 - Last Updated: 09/04/2004
Lucius relates exactly what has been going on all these years. Hermione is very scared. Practically a parody.

Rated: B
Categories: Pureblood
Characters: Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 711 - Hits: 616
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/28/2008 - Last Updated: 09/28/2008
Professor Flitwick is not pleased.

Rated: C
Categories: General, Humour
Characters: Argus Filch, Filius Flitwick
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 397 - Hits: 497
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/03/2009 - Last Updated: 08/07/2009