Hermione is faced with a disconcerting set of circumstances. (H/Hr, hints of Ron/Luna)

Rated: W
Categories: Humour
Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Ron Weasley
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1161 - Hits: 1128
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/21/2006 - Last Updated: 06/23/2006

Here is what you might expect if Fred and George begin to lead your birthday song… Harry was quite surprised by the unusual tune that was sung at his birthday. Needless to say, Mrs. Weasley wasn’t at all amused.

Rated: C
Categories: The Burrow
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Fred Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lee Jordan, Molly Weasley (nee Prewett), Neville Longbottom, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, Ron Weasley
Genres: Fluff, Friendship, Humor, PWP
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1327 - Hits: 1307
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/26/2008 - Last Updated: 09/26/2008

Maybe some things should stay in Vegas. An AU story that take place ten years after Deathly Hallows.

Rated: C
Categories: Humour
Characters: Original Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: Richard Goodfellow
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 536 - Hits: 710
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/14/2007 - Last Updated: 07/16/2007

In which Miss Johnson begins to rekindle an old friendship.

Rated: B
Categories: Angst, Drama, Humour, Romance
Characters: Angelina Johnson, George Weasley
Genres: Angst, Drama, Friendship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 4371 - Hits: 303
Complete?: Yes - Published: 02/15/2013 - Last Updated: 02/20/2013

Title: Animal Attraction Rating: PG-13 Pairings (if any): Goyle/McGonagall (ew!)

Rated: B
Categories: Humour
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 733 - Hits: 1135
Complete?: Yes - Published: 11/25/2003 - Last Updated: 11/25/2003

NEVER try out handwritten spells in old books.

Rated: C
Categories: The Burrow
Characters: Hermione Granger, Lavender Brown, Parvati Patil, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drabble, Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 556 - Hits: 408
Complete?: Yes - Published: 10/16/2011 - Last Updated: 10/17/2011

One thing is certain, Ron Weasley will never be one of the first to arrive at platform nine and three-quarters, will he?

Rated: C
Categories: The Burrow, Fluff, General, Humour, Romance, Drama
Characters: Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drama, Fluff, Friendship, General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3556 - Hits: 299
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/28/2013 - Last Updated: 10/10/2013

Haven't you ever had a rotten Valentine's Day? So has Alicia Spinnet. A one-shot Dirty Dozen Challenge for February 2007.

Rated: C
Categories: Dirty Dozen
Characters: Alicia Spinnet
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 624 - Hits: 897
Complete?: Yes - Published: 03/21/2007 - Last Updated: 03/21/2007

Padfoot's little habits are getting offensive. James and Remus decide to remedy the situation.

Rated: C
Categories: Wolfsbane
Characters: James Potter, Remus Lupin
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 117 - Hits: 444
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/30/2008 - Last Updated: 09/30/2008

George's birthday is never a happy occassion. Will this year be any different?

Rated: W
Categories: Angst, Drama, Fluff, General, Humour, Romance
Characters: Angelina Johnson, George Weasley, Romilda Vane
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, General, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 4541 - Hits: 105
Complete?: Yes - Published: 02/14/2012 - Last Updated: 02/15/2012

Sometimes you're so close, but still missing.

Rated: S
Categories: The Burrow, Humour, Romance
Characters: Charlie Weasley, Lavender Brown
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 7308 - Hits: 355
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/09/2009 - Last Updated: 08/09/2009

Sirius is sent back to England from beyond the Veil, twelve years later. What he sees upon arrival makes him consider falling back through the Veil. AU after HBP.

Rated: W
Categories: Wolfsbane, Humour, Porn Without Plot, Drama
Characters: Remus Lupin, Severus Snape, Sirius Black
Genres: Drabble, General, Humor, PWP
Warnings: BDSM, Slash

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 680 - Hits: 577
Complete?: Yes - Published: 11/14/2009 - Last Updated: 11/15/2009

A hidden romance is discovered, and quickly misunderstood. Written for a 30minutefics challenge.

Rated: S
Categories: Ficlets & Poetry
Characters: Draco Malfoy
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 480 - Hits: 829
Complete?: Yes - Published: 11/10/2005 - Last Updated: 11/11/2005

Yuletide: ‘tis the season to be jolly! Unfortunately, for four and two-thirds Potters, jolliness is in short supply. Perhaps it is the season of:
Monkeys; fish and chip suppers; shopping in Knockturn Alley; a werewolf wearing glitter lipstick; a Moon in an eccentric orbit; Dung; snow; and a jolly fat man with a white beard.
Hopefully everything will work out.

Consumer Warning: Like many Christmas gifts, this may contain nuts/nut traces.

No Father Christmases were harmed during the writing of this story.

Merry Christmas to all my readers (and a Happy Hogmanay, too).

Rated: S
Categories: Drama, Fluff, General, Humour, Romance
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, James Sirius Potter
Genres: Fluff, Friendship, General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 3
Wordcount: 13826 - Hits: 1453
Complete?: Yes - Published: 11/02/2012 - Last Updated: 01/01/2013

Draco Malfoy walks in on something he would rather not have seen, and thus discovers the virtues of knocking before violating someone else's privacy.

Rated: B
Categories: Pureblood
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 544 - Hits: 1278
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/29/2008 - Last Updated: 09/29/2008

Young Alphard Black set out to conquer the heart of the girl he loves... sort of. This was an entry in Romancing the Wizard's Pride and Prejudice Challenge.

Rated: C
Categories: Humour
Characters: Original Character, Other Canon Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 613 - Hits: 503
Complete?: Yes - Published: 03/21/2007 - Last Updated: 03/21/2007

Hermione isn't dancing but Charlie thinks she should.

Rated: C
Categories: The Burrow
Characters: Charlie Weasley, Hermione Granger
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 577 - Hits: 695
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/27/2008 - Last Updated: 09/27/2008

A young nurse in training at St Mungo's comes across an extremely odd injury.

Rated: C
Categories: Humour
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1850 - Hits: 1421
Complete?: Yes - Published: 05/13/2004 - Last Updated: 05/13/2004

We've already discovered Snape's worst memory, but... what if Sirius Black's worst memory was the same one?

Rated: S
Categories: Humour, Morsmordre
Characters: Severus Snape, Sirius Black
Genres: Drabble, Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 403 - Hits: 800
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/06/2011 - Last Updated: 01/06/2011

Harry awakes after a dream and can't get back to sleep. On his way to the kitchen, he finds Sirius sitting alone and decides to ask him the one question that had been on his mind. "What were my parents like?"

Rated: S
Categories: General
Characters: Harry Potter, Sirius Black
Genres: General, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3085 - Hits: 1003
Complete?: Yes - Published: 03/29/2006 - Last Updated: 03/29/2006

Rose and Scorpius wonder if George Weasley has invented brain bleach yet.

Rated: C
Categories: The Burrow, Humour
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Rose Weasley, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: Drabble, Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 253 - Hits: 587
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/23/2010 - Last Updated: 07/25/2010

Peeves plays a little trick on Snape that ends up having a very interesting result for the Headmaster and his guests.

Rated: W
Categories: Humour
Characters: Albus Dumbledore
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2572 - Hits: 663
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/10/2005 - Last Updated: 06/10/2005

The war against Voldemort is over, the wedding of Hermione and Ron is close at hand... and suddenly the brightest witch of her generation is struggling with panic attacks and an embarrassing lack of practical knowledge...

Rated: W
Categories: Humour, Romance
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 7130 - Hits: 266
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/26/2009 - Last Updated: 04/26/2009

The appearance of Harry and Draco, together, at the wedding party for Ginny and Blaise comes as quite a shock for Lucius. HPxDM and mention of GWxBZ.

Rated: S
Categories: Pureblood, Humour, Fluff
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Lucius Malfoy
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Slash

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1242 - Hits: 875
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/13/2009 - Last Updated: 08/14/2009

Severus gets revenge on Lucius.

Rated: S
Categories: Pureblood, Fluff, Humour, Romance, General
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy (nee Black), Severus Snape
Genres: Drama, Fluff, Friendship, General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1710 - Hits: 560
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/11/2010 - Last Updated: 08/13/2010