Ron and Harry spend an afternoon talking and looking at magazines.

Rated: W
Categories: Humour
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1514 - Hits: 848
Complete?: Yes - Published: 03/25/2006 - Last Updated: 03/25/2006

Hermione is annoyed that Ron is flirting with Astoria Greengrass. Draco just wants to have some fun and cause a little mischief.

Rated: L
Categories: Romance, Porn without Plot, Pureblood, Humour
Characters: Astoria Greengrass, Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Alternate Universe, Humor, PWP, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2072 - Hits: 392
Complete?: Yes - Published: 10/12/2013 - Last Updated: 10/14/2013

*complete* Rampaging hormones lead to an adventure between Harry and Draco that changes everything. Follow up story is "Poses" on this site.

Rated: L
Categories: Pureblood
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Fluff, General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Slash

Series: None
Chapters: 19
Wordcount: 72858 - Hits: 4518
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/30/2008 - Last Updated: 09/30/2008

This was written after far too many late night conversations discussing what is canon in the world of Harry Potter fanfic. Dedicated to all of those authors who "fight the good fight."

Rated: C
Categories: Ficlets & Poetry
Characters: Harry Potter
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 309 - Hits: 733
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/09/2005 - Last Updated: 04/10/2005

As Angelina Johnson takes the Hogwarts Express back to school for her seventh year, she has a problem.

Rated: C
Categories: The Burrow, Angst, Drama, General, Fluff
Characters: Alicia Spinnet, Angelina Johnson, Charlie Weasley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Katie Bell, Lee Jordan, Percy Weasley
Genres: Drama, Fluff, Friendship, General, Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2531 - Hits: 266
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/28/2013 - Last Updated: 10/10/2013

The middle-of-the-night excursion wasn't Neville's idea...

Rated: C
Categories: Humour
Characters: Neville Longbottom
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 330 - Hits: 491
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/07/2008 - Last Updated: 09/11/2008

Voldemort punishes Draco by sentencing him to 'service' him. Harry catches a glimpse of this through their connection. Experiencing what the Dark Lord is, Harry begins to unintentionally fall to the surprising and enthralling allure of his arch nemesis.

Rated: C
Categories: Drama, General, Humour
Characters: Aberforth Dumbledore
Genres: Alternate Universe, Angst, Drama, General, Humor, Mystery/suspense
Warnings: Non-consensual Sex, Slash

Series: None
Chapters: 8
Wordcount: 14862 - Hits: 7754
Complete?: No - Published: 03/19/2009 - Last Updated: 04/10/2009

It's the 14th of February. Ron isn't stupid, he knows what that day is. But why is Hermione distracted, and what does Malfoy have to do with it?

Rated: W
Categories: Drama, Fluff, General, Humour, Romance
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drama, Fluff, General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3606 - Hits: 168
Complete?: Yes - Published: 02/10/2012 - Last Updated: 02/13/2012

1,400 words on what Hermione does to fight insomnia. RW/HG. One-shot.

Rated: B
Categories: The Burrow
Characters: Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Alternate Universe, General, Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1470 - Hits: 498
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/28/2008 - Last Updated: 09/28/2008

Hermione wrestles with her conscience - and her libido - at the Gryffindor Quidditch try-outs.

Rated: S
Categories: General
Characters: Hermione Granger
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1378 - Hits: 658
Complete?: No - Published: 03/21/2007 - Last Updated: 03/21/2007

Someone sends Dolores Umbridge a gift on the occasion of her retirement from the Ministry. People can be unexpectedly kind…

Rated: C
Categories: The Burrow
Characters: George Weasley, Percy Weasley
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 684 - Hits: 488
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/28/2008 - Last Updated: 09/28/2008

Ron and Hermione have some news...

Rated: C
Categories: Drama, Fluff, General, Humour, Romance
Characters: George Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drama, Fluff, General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2107 - Hits: 399
Complete?: Yes - Published: 11/24/2012 - Last Updated: 11/29/2012

Granger and the Malfoys and the Great Spider War.  A comedy: sins forgiven; virtue rewarded; the brave and true triumph.

Warnings: adultery, bdsm, bestiality, double penetration, dubious consent, explicit sexual content, incest, ménage-a-trois, slash, squick, violence, voyeurism.  Then I ran out of ideas.

Rated: L
Categories: Drama, Humour, Romance
Characters: Bellatrix Lestrange (nee Black), Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy (nee Black), Severus Snape
Genres: Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Drama, Friendship, Humor, Menage a trois, Romance
Warnings: BDSM, Bestiality, Incest, Slash, Violence

Series: None
Chapters: 8
Wordcount: 22726 - Hits: 6858
Complete?: No - Published: 05/22/2010 - Last Updated: 08/23/2010

In which Draco takes a walk around Hogwarts and finds himself in a girls' restroom talking to a ghost.

Much thanks to my patient and wonderful betas Amanda Mills and Allie Hoffer of Scrivenshafts.com. Without them, this story wouldn't make much sense.

Rated: S
Categories: Wolfsbane
Characters: Draco Malfoy
Genres: Drama, Friendship, Humor
Warnings: Character Death

Series: None
Chapters: 2
Wordcount: 3902 - Hits: 702
Complete?: No - Published: 09/30/2008 - Last Updated: 09/30/2008

Harry Potter receives his O.W.L. results, along with a summons to appear before the Hogwarts Board of Governors to explain his classmates' extraordinary D.A.D.A. scores.

Rated: S
Categories: Humour
Characters: Harry Potter
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 5573 - Hits: 1603
Complete?: No - Published: 03/21/2005 - Last Updated: 03/22/2005

Poor, neglected Death Eater wives resort to taking pleasure where they can find it!

Rated: L
Categories: Pureblood
Characters: Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy (nee Black), Original Character, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: BDSM, Slash

Series: None
Chapters: 3
Wordcount: 3932 - Hits: 1399
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/29/2008 - Last Updated: 09/29/2008

Ron must prove his comedic mettle to a sceptical Fred and George.

Rated: B
Categories: Humour
Characters: Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, Ron Weasley
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1807 - Hits: 371
Complete?: Yes - Published: 10/29/2011 - Last Updated: 11/02/2011

Harry decides that Ginny is the girl for him, years after she's decided she's over him. Can he win her heart? HP/GW (with a little HG/SS, HG/RL on the side)

Rated: L
Categories: Romance
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 11
Wordcount: 668 - Hits: 3408
Complete?: Yes - Published: 11/25/2003 - Last Updated: 11/29/2003

A good restaurant, a fine meal and an excellent wine, all in the company of friends, what could possibly go wrong? Harry, Ginny, Ron and Hermione are about to find out.

Rated: B
Categories: Drama, Fluff, General, Humour, Romance
Characters: Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drama, Fluff, Friendship, General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 7978 - Hits: 336
Complete?: Yes - Published: 02/15/2013 - Last Updated: 02/20/2013

Necessity is only ever the mother of invention; it is up to imagination to do the rest. A light, fun, pun-intended burst of whimsy written to the prompt, 'Lucius, Hermione and raspberries'. Future!fic, post-Deathly Hallows AU of the EWE kind

Rated: C
Categories: Pureblood, Fluff, General
Characters: Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy
Genres: Fluff, General, Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2147 - Hits: 358
Complete?: Yes - Published: 10/08/2011 - Last Updated: 10/17/2011

James and Lily have just got married and Remus has to take a very drunk Sirius back to his hotel room. A rather conveniently drunk Sirius.

Rated: B
Categories: Wolfsbane
Characters: Remus Lupin, Sirius Black
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Slash

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 785 - Hits: 436
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/29/2008 - Last Updated: 09/29/2008

Remus and Lily take a walk together.
For pesha
Note: I don't write angst... I swear I don't... but this made me sad and I don't know where it came from. Yeah, and it was supposed to be Sirius/James and I screwed up in my brain. Yeesh. Thanks to zeta0497, ifuwereafrog, and ficklevillain for the quick betas.

Rated: C
Categories: Wolfsbane
Characters: Lily Potter (nee Evans), Remus Lupin
Genres: Drama, General, Humor
Warnings: Slash

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 899 - Hits: 454
Complete?: No - Published: 09/29/2008 - Last Updated: 09/29/2008

Unrelated D/Hr drabbles. Angst, smut, humor, rated up to R.

Rated: W
Categories: Pureblood
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 696 - Hits: 342
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/27/2008 - Last Updated: 09/27/2008

Draco is without his wand when his wife is injured. He is forced to let go of his Muggle prejudices in order to seek medical help for her…

Or will the shock of the accident force him to see that there is more to Muggles than meets the eye?

This story was written as my response for the Potter_Place Summer 2007 Challenge: Prompt # 25

Rated: B
Categories: Pureblood, Potter Place Challenges
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Original Character
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, General, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 2
Wordcount: 9187 - Hits: 1233
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/28/2008 - Last Updated: 09/28/2008

Hermione decides to test a theory about the Hogwarts Motto.

Rated: L
Categories: Pureblood
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger
Genres: Fluff, General, Humor
Warnings: BDSM

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 302 - Hits: 1444
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/28/2008 - Last Updated: 09/28/2008