Draco's bothered by a distressing issue. It makes him push over coffeepots, try to avoid Harry Potter, and sneak out in the middle of the night with friends and minions.

Rated: S
Categories: Pureblood
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Pansy Parkinson
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1312 - Hits: 464
Complete?: No - Published: 09/28/2008 - Last Updated: 09/28/2008

Road trip! One-shot!

Rated: C
Categories: Pureblood, Humour
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Original Character
Genres: Friendship, General, Humor
Warnings: None

Series: Richard Goodfellow
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 678 - Hits: 549
Complete?: No - Published: 07/07/2010 - Last Updated: 07/08/2010

Draco learns what Hufflepuffs do in the summer. One of the short stories and drabbles about my original character.

Rated: C
Categories: General
Characters: Cho Chang, Draco Malfoy, Luna Lovegood
Genres: General, Humor, Mystery/suspense
Warnings: None

Series: Richard Goodfellow
Chapters: 3
Wordcount: 2519 - Hits: 1654
Complete?: No - Published: 08/21/2008 - Last Updated: 02/27/2010

Hermione recounts the many expressions of Draco Malfoy, and discovers her favorite.

Rated: S
Categories: Pureblood
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger
Genres: Fluff, General, Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1618 - Hits: 485
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/28/2008 - Last Updated: 09/28/2008

Draco has lost once again to Harry, and he decides that a nice warm bath will help to relax him. Moaning Myrtle shows up for a little fun.

Rated: L
Categories: Pureblood
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Slash

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 960 - Hits: 300
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/30/2008 - Last Updated: 09/30/2008

Neville just can't seem to help showing up wherever Ron is. Written for the 30 Days of Neville fest. Ron/Neville

Rated: S
Categories: The Burrow
Characters: Neville Longbottom, Ron Weasley
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3045 - Hits: 345
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/27/2008 - Last Updated: 09/27/2008

Petunia Dursley has been hiding a terrible secret. Secrets have a way of surfacing. Wanting to know what happened to his cousin, Harry Potter, Dudley Dursley sets out to find him, and in the process discovers something startling about himself.

Rated: S
Categories: Drama, Humour
Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Minerva McGonagall, Other Canon Character, Ron Weasley, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate Universe, Angst, Drama, Friendship, General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 6
Wordcount: 18551 - Hits: 4681
Complete?: No - Published: 08/21/2009 - Last Updated: 09/10/2009

Have you ever wondered why it fell to Prof. Snape to assist Gilderoy Lockhart with the Dueling Club instead of Prof. Flitwick, who was apparently a champion dueler in his youth?

Rated: S
Categories: Humour
Characters: Gilderoy Lockhart
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1917 - Hits: 3523
Complete?: Yes - Published: 10/18/2004 - Last Updated: 10/18/2004

Voldemort is dead, but the 7th years aren't leaving Hogwarts yet. Neville and the D.A. help rebuild the school, while Harry seeks closure, Seamus faces an uncertain future, and the 7th year Head Girl, a Slytherin who hates Hermione, is entangled in their lives.

Serena Serpentia: She's mean, she's selfish, and McGonagall wants her expelled. So why does Neville swear she's a lifesaver? Why is Parvati her friend? And exactly what's going on between her and Seamus? What really happened at Hogwarts under Snape?

Follow the whole gang as they experience the summer of '98!

Rated: B
Categories: Drama, General, Humour, Romance
Characters: Angelina Johnson, Anthony Goldstein, Arthur Weasley, Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Dean Thomas, George Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Hannah Abbott, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Horace Slughorn, Katie Bell, Lavender Brown, Lee Jordan, Luna Lovegood, Marcus Flint, Michael Corner, Minerva McGonagall, Molly Weasley (nee Prewett), Neville Longbottom, Original Character, Other Canon Character, Padma Patil, Parvati Patil, Percy Weasley, Pomona Sprout, Ron Weasley, Rubeus Hagrid, Seamus Finnegan, Severus Snape, Wilhemina Grubbly-Plank
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Friendship, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Violence

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1520 - Hits: 335
Complete?: No - Published: 12/31/2012 - Last Updated: 01/01/2013

Ginny and Remus go to a Halloween costume party as--you guessed it!--Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf.

Rated: B
Categories: Wolfsbane
Characters: Ginny Weasley, Remus Lupin
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 506 - Hits: 410
Complete?: No - Published: 09/29/2008 - Last Updated: 09/29/2008

Weddings don't just happen you know, they need planning, careful planning.

Rated: S
Categories: Drama, Fluff, General, Humour, Romance
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Fleur Delacour, George Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Percy Weasley, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drama, Fluff, General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 5
Wordcount: 15433 - Hits: 2679
Complete?: No - Published: 01/19/2012 - Last Updated: 07/02/2013

Christmas from a garden gnome's point of view. This was written for adventdrabbles.

Rated: C
Categories: Ficlets & Poetry
Characters: Original Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 119 - Hits: 523
Complete?: Yes - Published: 12/28/2007 - Last Updated: 01/01/2008

11 years of memories. 2 best friends to live them. 26-year old Hermione Granger relives her memories with Sirius Black, from games of Twister at Number 12 Grimmauld Place to the month she accidentally spent in 1976, as she gives the eulogy at his funeral. [Slightly AU-Sirius didn't die in Book 5]

Rated: B
Categories: General
Characters: Hermione Granger, Sirius Black
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Character Death

Series: None
Chapters: 4
Wordcount: 2241 - Hits: 2423
Complete?: No - Published: 08/10/2004 - Last Updated: 08/22/2004

Umbridge and Fudge receive a few eye-openers when reading excerpts from "The Reflections of the Inner Eye"...

Rated: W
Categories: Humour, Song Fics & Drabbles
Characters: Cornelius Fudge, Dolores Umbridge, Sybill Trelawney, Xenophilius Lovegood
Genres: Drabble, Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 520 - Hits: 41
Complete?: Yes - Published: 10/07/2011 - Last Updated: 10/17/2011

When Yvonne comes to tea with Petunia, there’s more than a Little Whinging.

Rated: C
Categories: Humour, General
Characters: Other Canon Character, Petunia Dursley (nee Evans)
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2042 - Hits: 696
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/30/2007 - Last Updated: 08/30/2007

A humorous poetry-fest. A spontaneous occurrence, over which we had no control. Something for everyone.

Rated: W
Categories: Ficlets & Poetry
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1836 - Hits: 142
Complete?: No - Published: 06/02/2006 - Last Updated: 06/04/2006

Draco needs Ginny's help, and she's quite pleased to have the upper hand, but his simple favor turns into something much more complicated. This was written for delayed_poet as part of the 2008 Weasley Fest exchange on LJ.

Rated: B
Categories: The Burrow, Pureblood
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Genres: Alternate Universe, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 5518 - Hits: 573
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/02/2009 - Last Updated: 01/05/2009

What more could Lucius Malfoy need than a mid-life crisis, a mysterious escort, and blackmail?

Rated: W
Categories: Pureblood
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 11
Wordcount: 26924 - Hits: 1950
Complete?: No - Published: 09/28/2008 - Last Updated: 09/28/2008

Minerva & Albus enjoy an end-of-term tryst. Some rituals are pleasant; others are merely familiar.

Rated: L
Categories: Angst, Humour, Romance
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Minerva McGonagall
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2739 - Hits: 153
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/11/2011 - Last Updated: 01/11/2011

The survivors of the victorious side of the Final Battle get fan mail. (Alternate Universe.)

Rated: B
Categories: General
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 623 - Hits: 784
Complete?: Yes - Published: 11/13/2008 - Last Updated: 11/13/2008

SS/OFC, but it's definitely HP-centric. It's a Small World After All, especially when you live in the wizarding world.

Rated: L
Categories: General
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 3
Wordcount: 2128 - Hits: 219
Complete?: No - Published: 01/12/2004 - Last Updated: 01/18/2004

The wizard made a final step towards the young witch and covered her little hand on his chest with his, while whispering huskily, "Let me help you with this, witch." Seduction at its finest. Sirius Black/Hermione Granger. Romance/Humour. AU. Post-Hogwarts

Rated: W
Categories: Pureblood, Romance, Humour
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Sirius Black
Genres: Alternate Universe, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2274 - Hits: 128
Complete?: No - Published: 08/09/2011 - Last Updated: 08/14/2011

Draco is mortified to have his father explain the facts of life. And then again!

Rated: S
Categories: Pureblood
Characters: Draco Malfoy
Genres: Fluff, General, Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 778 - Hits: 459
Complete?: No - Published: 09/28/2008 - Last Updated: 09/28/2008

An office fling lands Draco and Hermione in some hot water, with Draco getting the short end of the stick.

Rated: L
Categories: Pureblood
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger
Genres: Alternate Universe, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 871 - Hits: 165
Complete?: No - Published: 10/15/2013 - Last Updated: 10/23/2013

Something important is missing in Professor McGonagall's education. Professor Dumbledore and Professor Snape step in to rectify the situation.

Rated: S
Categories: Romance
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 786 - Hits: 2235
Complete?: Yes - Published: 02/16/2005 - Last Updated: 02/17/2005