Thank you so much for your lovely story, it cheered up a bad day for me.
Thank you so much for your lovely story, it cheered up a bad day for me.
Glorious! I love the characterisation and the silly storyline. Thanks for the laugh!
09-02-2007 21:41 Rated 10
I loved it!
03-02-2007 21:23 Rated 10
Hee! That was so adorably funny. I love it.
"We shan't be needing the condom tonight." *wiggles eyebrows suggestively* Gotta get those baby Bowtruckles before next term, right, Mage? Don't want to waste any time. Hehe.
31-12-2006 08:06 Rated 8
Really liked this...but where was the public apology ?
Author's Response: Hi VP my beta said the exact same thinng. It's in the newspaper article that Albus is reading - Twiggy walks across it. warty xxx
02-12-2006 16:56 Rated 10
That had to be the BEST dirty dozen I've read yet!!!!!.....okay...okay.. its the only DD I've read......but right from the start it was fantastic!!
skydancer
30-11-2006 08:04 Rated 10
I *finally* got around to read this. LOL, I almost fell off my pouf! I love the set up, especially with Poor Twiggy overcoming all manner of problems.
Wonderful story!
14-11-2006 01:47 Rated 10
OMFG!! I love it!! Such an original point of view. fabulious, truly.verry well written with artfully inserted puns.
12-11-2006 17:34 Rated 10
Delightful!
09-11-2006 00:52 Rated 10
Your sense of wordplay is fantastic! I always love reading your stories. They make me giggle. Between Twiggy and Pumbles, you've got quite a collection of hilarious non-human characters. Excellent work!
08-11-2006 21:48 Rated 10
awww, this was extremely original and really cute! Great job!
08-11-2006 01:55 Rated 10
That was so cute.
02-11-2006 01:46 Rated 10
Oh, very, very good! You have a knack for getting inside odd creatures' heads and seeing things from their perspectives. It makes your stories so entertaining, and makes my brain do little somersaults at the same time. I never considered bowtruckles living in a condom - but - it's perfect! Brava!
01-11-2006 18:49 Rated 10
He shouldn't have fibbed to his missus but what is a guy to do? LOL!
Another wonderful story and it MIGHT hold me over til the next chapter of Pumbles. Maybe.
Bindi
30-10-2006 22:36 Rated 10
Wartcap, you made my day! Not just Pumbles, but a new one-shot! You have such a way with words; "My brittle one, could I broach the subject of kindling?" and "Young ones can be a splintering" are two of my favorite lines. I was really getting worried about poor Twiggy by the time he got to Charms class! Out of the frying pan and into the fire, over and over again! (Fortunately, no real fire, just a Floo trip.) I love how many of the professors you managed to include in the story. And although we all (I think) appreciate various Gryffindors, it was actually refreshing that no Gryffindor students made an appearance! (Hermione would have taken charge too effectively, and stopped the story mid-stream ;-).)
Author's Response: *Hugs* Thank you! I am so pleased you liked Twiggy's tale. I totally agree about the Gryffindors. I thought about having Neville pop in somehow, but he would be too caring. The Golden Trio do have a tendancy to upstage anything they are cast in. Cheers, warty xxx
30-10-2006 06:43 Rated 10
That was utterly splendid! Twiggy is my hero! I can't even begin to choose a favorite part, although having him enlarged into a giant with matching deep voice was right near the top. And of course the last line is a bell-ringer. In fact, the entire piece is rife with puns. Loved it!
Author's Response: I'm glad you liked that bit because I thought it was the shakiest/most disbelievable. What am I saying? It was all disbelieving... Ah, n'mind, bring on more Pumblechook I say! warty xxx
30-10-2006 05:46 Rated 10
Your imagination is wond'rous fair! How could anyone help but fall a little in love with Twiggy the Bowtruckle? I hope we hear more of this adventures in the future! :)
Author's Response: Yo, Snapey! My imagination is over-active and slightly out-of-the-box? Ahuh. Do you know, it was only after this was up I looked at the list of words again and saw trick, treat, storm, pumpkin etc and realised there was a Halloween scene in there! Perhaps it's because the only trick or treating around these parts lands you an £80 fine for disorderly conduct that I didn't see it. Actually, I'm glad I didn't. Hope you're all good. *Hugs* to all. warty xxx
30-10-2006 02:53 Rated 9
Lol, great story warty! The puns were quite funny. "Shan't be needing the condom" indeed. Well done!
Author's Response: I'm pleased you enjoyed it. warty xxx
29-10-2006 18:51 Rated 10
Ah wartcap, yet another of your madcap stories has brought much joy to my day. Very well done.
Author's Response: Thanks, Gwen! Don't forget to add me as a favourite author. Will give $5 and some Halloween candy.
28-10-2006 20:26 Rated 10
My goodness, love, but that was big fun! I suppose I shouldn't be surprised that the author that brought Pumbles to life could do the same for a lowly Bowtruckle. I'll also warrant that you have managed the most unique and amusing use for a glow-in-the-dark condom as any story ever written. Mage's last line was the one-liner to end all one-liners, and I'm still giggling. Thanks for the laugh! :)
Author's Response: Thank you for reading, my sweets! I'm glad you liked it. It was an output for a lot of puns that have been playing on my mind this autumn. wartz xxx
27-10-2006 17:52
Omg, Warty... This was hilarious. I read the whole thing with one hand over my mouth, trying not to giggle too loudly. My coworkers already think I'm insane, and you're not helping things! Really, though, wonderful story. :)
Author's Response: *Chuckle* Dear co-workers at Taco Bell, 23rd st, NY, NY. Jacqueline is indeed stark raving bonkers. She shaves the backs of her hands before coming on shift and keeps beheaded Barbies (she calls Ann Boleyn, Catherine Howard, Jane Grey, Mary Queen of Scots and Bellatrix Lestrange) under her mattress. I'll have an extra large taco with guacamole dip and a large mountain dew. Ta. warty xxx
Reader's Response: Hey!! *does not work at the Bell, damn it* I do love their food though... and my Bellatrix doll has a head, that's the sexiest part of her!
Um...*shifty eyes* Just kidding, of course... *runs away*
Jackie (short for Janice, which makes no sense, I know, and trust me, I would much rather be named Jacqueline...tee hee)
27-10-2006 07:09 Rated 10
Hahahaha! That was so cute and funny! I'm very glad Twiggy survived his odyssey and made it home to his Penelope / Mage! (I feared he was going to end up across the country over by Luna's place.... ;)
lunafish
Author's Response: Hi lunafish! I nearly did send him there, I really was tempted, and then it seemed neater having it as a stand-alone. At least now all the corny wood/stick jokes are out of my system. Onwards, Dementor followers! Onwards to Luna's brussel sprouts and Christmas crackers! warty xxx
26-10-2006 18:16 Rated 10
Wonderful! But now I want a Twiggy of my own!
I really enjoyed your story, and plan to look for more of your work. :) Oh, and please pass my admiration on to Snape's_Dreamer - what lovely illustrations!
klynie
Author's Response: Thank you very much! I live in an old forest and spent a while standing under oak trees and collecting small fallen branches with leaves stil attached. I brought them back to sit by the computer and really got the Bowtruckle feel before writing. It's so nice you enjoyed the result. The tree at the end of my driveway is now called 'Twiggy's Tree'. warty xxx
26-10-2006 15:12 Rated 10
This should have a "do not drink coffee whilst reading" rating. *cleans screen*. You've done it again Warty. I really enjoy your sense of humour. I have to ask, was the condom a new one or used?
Author's Response: Thanks, my love! It was a used one, but Goyle didn't really know what to do with it, so he inflated it and dropped it on the forest floor. ;) warty xxx