I think my brain died laughing. Amen to that. I've never seen such creative rhymes. I loved it! (and if you anyone didn't pick Snape, they're just stupid.)
What a classic piece of poetry! It was rude and it was crude, but I loved every second. Of course, I would go for Snape too.
Author's Response: Excellent choice. Classic poetry, eh? Thank you.
hahahahahahahahaha! I say amen to that!
Author's Response: Amen!
Aww, this is so cute. I love your little rhyme scheme.
Very nice.
Author's Response: Why, thank you! I am glad you enjoyed reading it. I must say that out of the fanfiction I have written, this is my favorite.
I must agree Snape is the one
one heck of a shag and most delightful in bed.
Author's Response: Indeed, Snape is the choice! Thank you for reading.
Snape. ;)
Thanks for making me laugh. Very amusing, and well-composed.
Author's Response: I'm glad this gave you a chuckle. It was a joy to write.
Snape! Do you really need to ask?
Author's Response: Hehe! Thank you so much for reading and reviewing!
Excellent choice of a lover, indeed!
I fancy Snape as a sex hungry steed.
I must agree that Snape is the one. A shag with a stag? Not nearly as fun. Potter's a prat; that much is quite clear. He may be a stag, but Snape is a dear!
Author's Response: Oh, mydear lady, how I love your prose!
We both would pick Snape with the large, crooked nose.
The stag would be boring, not really my style.
It's Severus Snape that makes you and I smile!
If I were in the mood for shagging,
the Gryffindor Stag I would be bagging
To bad our dear Lily did not feel the same,
for her the brave gryffindor was a mere game.
Alas, James did win her lusty heart,
tis over now together forever never to be part.
Author's Response: Alas, my dear lady, I do not concur
Though James, it would seem, was the right man for her,
For I would have chosen the Slytherin snake
A great evil shag would dear Severus make!
I prefer naughty to nice, any day
So I have not a choice, it is Snape all the way!
A Slytherin master has more to offer
(A slithery member doth he proffer)
than a Gryffindor stag--always 'horny'
I'd write more but it'd only be corny.
Dearly love this!
~Lisa
Author's Response: You little devil you! You came all the way over from Occlumency just to make night! Thank you for the lovely prose. Alas, I have nothing in my brain at the moment or I would return the favor!
#Liz