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Real name: April
Member Since: 11/13/2004
Membership Status: Member

I write for a weekly newspaper, I'm in my 30s and from Ohio.
 
Reviews by Pigwidgeon
This story is a twisted version of the fairytale Rapunzel. It was written for a LiveJournal challenge issued by whitemunin. Filch decides to try to make some personal improvements, but things don't go according to plan...and the only one surprised by that is Filch.

Rated: S
Categories: Humour
Characters: Argus Filch
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 9663 - Hits: 856
Complete?: Yes - Published: 03/15/2004 - Last Updated: 03/15/2004
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Date: 04/30/2005 Title: Chapter 1: oh to have hair when the rampion's in bloom

I can never resist a good cross-over, and this didn't disappoint. Oh, my aching sides! I lost it completely with your description of the tower and its new beard. Oh, and the Muggle Trigger, that was genius! Only two tiny nits: I'm not sure Filch would call Arabella "Bella" simply because of Bellatrix Lestrange, also called Bella. Also, I'm not 100 percent sure on this one, but I don't think any part of the castle goes beyond seven floors, so the tower would only go to seven. Unless this was an especial, enchanted tower, I could buy that :) But those are minor. I really, really enjoyed this.

Can you imagine a meeting between Severus Snape, Potions Master of Hogwarts, and Sherlock Holmes, the Great Detective! Murder, intrigue, romance, humour and some very interesting exchanges between the Wizard and the Detective!

Rated: W
Categories: Drama
Characters:
Genres: Mystery/suspense
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 38
Wordcount: 997 - Hits: 2360
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/07/2004 - Last Updated: 11/15/2004
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Date: 03/05/2005 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 I'd Want to Solve the Mystery

Well, it took me long enough but I finally got around to reading this. Drat, but I'd like a time-turner to have infinate time to read! I've never read King, might have to check her out next time I go to the library. Very neat concept for bringing Holmes into the story.

Author's Response: Hello, Pigwidgeon! Ah, for more time to read! Laurie R. King's works are worth a look, and she's got a new book coming out shortly. I'll answer both of your posts in this response: what started the whole idea was the opportunity to bring two brilliant, eccentric charactaers together and watch the sparks fly! Blessings, Niamh

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Date: 03/05/2005 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 Stark Staring Mad

I like Holmes' reactions to seeing Hogwarts and the staff. Yes, I imagine this is how a Muggle would react to seeing an enchanted castle and meeting its more eccentric inhabitants. Heh heh heh. Love how you ended this. You can just see and feel that there is going to be a LOT of tension between Snape and Holmes.

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Date: 03/13/2005 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5 He's Thrown His Toys Out the Pram

Love the tension between Snape and Holmes. Their exchanges are priceless. It's hysterical that everyone can see how much alike these two are -- except the gentlemen themselves, heh heh.

Author's Response: Thanks for the good words, Pigwidgeon. This fic was so much fun to write. I dearly love both gents! Blessings, Niamh

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Date: 03/13/2005 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9 The Scourge

The plot thickens ... drat the lateness of the hour! I can hardly wait to get back to this.

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Date: 04/17/2005 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7 Investigative Methodology

Love how you slipped in the Sherlock Holmes/Conan Doyle lines in this one!

Rodolphus Lestrange discovers a secret his wife has been hiding from him. (Based upon the French myth of Mélusine.)

Rated: S
Categories: Drama
Characters: Bellatrix Lestrange (nee Black)
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 4321 - Hits: 727
Complete?: Yes - Published: 11/21/2004 - Last Updated: 11/22/2004
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Date: 04/30/2005 Title: Chapter 1:

Ouch. I almost feel sorry for Rodolphus. Wonderful use of description, especially the "Muggle fads" rug. Loved the emotions, his love for her at the beginning, their sorrow of losing a child, his horror at the suspicion that she was being unfaithful, his helplessness when he finds out the truth. Nicely done!

Did you ever wonder where the House-Elves came from? Is there something about them that reminds you of other characters in other worlds? This is their story!

Rated: C
Categories: Humour
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2683 - Hits: 634
Complete?: No - Published: 12/11/2004 - Last Updated: 12/11/2004
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Date: 12/14/2004 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh wow! This is so neat: a story from the point of view of a house-elf! Very cool! Hmmm ... "thanked the Valar"? that sure gets the wheels turning. And the name Bjardadr. Does all this mean what I think it means? Nice job capturing the distinct "voice" of the elves, particularly the narrator.

Fanfic authors are always saying that they get their best ideas in the shower. Want to know why?

Rated: S
Categories: Humour
Characters: Hermione Granger
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1345 - Hits: 2182
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/23/2005 - Last Updated: 01/23/2005
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Date: 03/05/2005 Title: Chapter 1: none

Bwaahaahaahaahaa! I have tears running down my face, I'm laughing so hard. This was brilliant! Wonderful! Hysterical! I think, to an extent, we can all feel for the poor author. Characters do have a way of butting in at the most unusual times to present these great ideas ... and no pencil or paper, or computer is available.

Before the beginning of each school year, the Headmaster or Deputy must visit muggle parents to explain the magical world to them. Albus convinces Professor McGongall to take Sybill Trelawney to help with a certain muggle couple. What promises to be a bad day for Minerva only manages to get worse.

Rated: B
Categories: Humour
Characters: Minerva McGonagall, Sybill Trelawney
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 4
Wordcount: 2980 - Hits: 2517
Complete?: Yes - Published: 02/19/2005 - Last Updated: 03/21/2005
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Date: 03/05/2005 Title: Chapter 1: Inner Eye

Wow. Minerva and Sibyll working together. A "60s" family. An elevator. This is great!

Author's Response: *Grins* What was I on when those ideas meshed in my head? ;) You want some, don't you?

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Date: 03/05/2005 Title: Chapter 2: Trapped

Oh please tell me you'll have the next bit up soon, heh heh heh. I'm enjoying this! What is that stuff, anyway?

Author's Response: As to what the 'stuff' is, all will be revealed. I'm working on the next bit now :) I come and read reviews and it inspires me. Usually a writer of one shots, this in-the-middle-of-story review thing is like, major writing aphrodisiac! ;)

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Date: 04/03/2005 Title: Chapter 3: One Green Bottle

OOoo, you updated! Awesome. Hee hee hee -- that was strange. What was in that bottle, anyway? On to the next chapter ....

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Date: 04/03/2005 Title: Chapter 4: Just Hang In There

Heh heh, cute. Never quite saw Dumbledore and McGonagall, but this was sweet. Nice to see McGonagall breaking loose and having fun.

Petunia Dursley twists and erupts under his grasp, but who is he? Very dark, possibly squick.

Rated: L
Categories: Angst
Characters: Petunia Dursley (nee Evans)
Genres: Angst
Warnings: BDSM

Series: None
Chapters: 2
Wordcount: 1370 - Hits: 1247
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/16/2005 - Last Updated: 04/25/2005
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Date: 04/19/2005 Title: Chapter 1: Part 1

Oh wow, I thought I was twisted!

Author's Response: ;)

The war is over and Harry, Severus and Remus want their happy endings. Rated "R" for violence and adult themes.

Rated: W
Categories: General
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter, Remus Lupin, Severus Snape
Genres: Drama
Warnings: Character Death

Series: None
Chapters: 3
Wordcount: 2908 - Hits: 356
Complete?: No - Published: 04/25/2005 - Last Updated: 04/29/2005
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Date: 04/30/2005 Title: Chapter 1: Bent double, like old beggars under sacks

Wow, good, if chilling, start. This is a very believable "Voldemort is now dead" aftermath story.They are all a mess, struggling for some normalacy in their lives. Very sad, and I don't know who to pity the most.

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Date: 04/30/2005 Title: Chapter 2: GAS! Gas! Quick, boys! -- an ectasy of fumbling

This chapter gave me the creeping willies from beginning to end. Those dreams, especially, gave me goosebumps. Nicely done!

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Date: 04/30/2005 Title: Chapter 3: If in some smothering dreams you too could pace

This was incredible. A haunting theme of "I am not needed" throughout. And no, they were not needed, Harry, Severus and Remus, at least, not as they were pre-Voldemort, But could they reinvent themselves for lives after Voldemort? In one case, no: the ghosts of his past haunted him too greatly, ghosts which rose to the surface once the distractions of the war were over. In another case, I think so, since he has found a younger, but living and hopeful, verision of his "ghost" and a purpose in exploration. The third? Hard to tell. He is still sitting on that fine line -- he, too, is haunted by ghosts of the past, with two men he cared for and couldn't save. However, unlike Remus, Harry has a good, firm tie with the present world, the post-Voldemort world.

Author's Response: Thank you very much, for your reviews and your insight! It's always terribly reassuring when someone's reading of a piece is so much in line with what I was trying to write. I'm very glad you enjoyed it.

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Rated:
Categories: Orphan
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 0
Wordcount: 0 - Hits: 0
Complete?: No - Published: 12/31/1969 - Last Updated: 12/31/1969
Reviewer: Pigwidgeon Signed star star star star star
Date: 06/19/2005 Title: None

Very cute! James is so endearing, yet so exasperating, heh. Enjoyable read.

Author's Response: :D Thank you very much!

She's a BAAAD Puddy Tat!

Rated: C
Categories: Song Fics & Drabbles
Characters: Albus Dumbledore
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 334 - Hits: 960
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/21/2005 - Last Updated: 07/21/2005
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Date: 07/23/2005 Title: Chapter 1: One shot

Hysterical! Very cute ficlet.

My response to Alchemia Dent's Monkey's Paw challenge. Draco Malfoy finds an object in Borgin & Burkes that grants wishes--and uses it.

Rated: S
Categories: General
Characters: Draco Malfoy
Genres: General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1751 - Hits: 1327
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/14/2005 - Last Updated: 08/15/2005
Reviewer: Pigwidgeon Signed star star star star star
Date: 08/05/2006 Title: Chapter 1: The Three Wishes of Draco Malfoy

A very, very nice take on "The Monkey's Paw" story! While I "saw" the answer to the first wish, the second and third were still a bit of a surprise. Nicely resolved. What an ending, too! All in all, an enjoyable read.

Author's Response: Thanks for the review. Once I started, I could "see" all three wishes, and their results. Monkey's Paws are so much fun. ;-)

Minerva McGonagall has a close call on a narrow street in Hogsmeade.

Rated: S
Categories: Drama
Characters: Minerva McGonagall
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1221 - Hits: 874
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/06/2005 - Last Updated: 09/06/2005
Reviewer: Pigwidgeon Signed star star star star star
Date: 09/08/2005 Title: Chapter 1: none

Wow, nice! I love Snape's role, too, and he's right. Masterful short story.

Be careful what you wish for… and be even more careful what you Google for. Lord Voldemort is searching for new Death Eaters in the strangest of places. Warnings: Alternate Universe Parody, Other Fictional Characters, Snape-Lust, and Major Misuse of Magic and Muggle Science. Not even remotely HBP compliant.

Rated: W
Categories: Humour
Characters: Lord Voldemort/Tom Riddle
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 6179 - Hits: 680
Complete?: Yes - Published: 12/04/2005 - Last Updated: 12/04/2005
Reviewer: Pigwidgeon Signed star star star star star
Date: 12/05/2005 Title: Chapter 1: Where The Dark Lord Recruits

That was brilliant. You are left until the end wondering if this was really happening. Now we see why the magic and scientific worlds don't mix, generally. But what a happy ending :D Very origional, despite the protestations of your hysterical disclaimer.

Author's Response: Thank you Pigwidgeon! It was originally supposed to end as dream, but since we were being so silly anyway, we decided to let poor Susan actually go Hogwarts. And no, magic and science usually don’t mix well at all, though it would be fun to try! ;->

retired featured story Two days before Christmas in 1997, everyone staying at number twelve, Grimmauld Place will remember a day long past. (post-HBP)

Rated: C
Categories: General
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Fleur Delacour, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Molly Weasley (nee Prewett), Neville Longbottom, Percy Weasley, Remus Lupin, Ron Weasley
Genres: Fluff, Friendship, General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 13
Wordcount: 574 - Hits: 8751
Complete?: Yes - Published: 03/09/2006 - Last Updated: 04/04/2006
Reviewer: Pigwidgeon Signed star star star star star
Date: 03/12/2006 Title: Chapter 1: The Ghosts of Christmas Past

A very sweet Christmas tale. I'd like to see this expanded -- maybe more dialogue, flashback. But I really like this. It's very hopeful.

Author's Response: Oh, just wait for the first chapter. This isn't a one-shot like every other story I've posted here. I promise there will be more in the coming chapters. Thanks for the review!

DH spoilers. Semi-sequel to Casting Off. On the shores of eternity, Snape seeks forgiveness from the woman he unwillingly betrayed.

Rated: C
Categories: General
Characters: Lily Potter (nee Evans), Severus Snape
Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2691 - Hits: 631
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/12/2007 - Last Updated: 08/14/2007
Reviewer: Pigwidgeon Signed star star star star star
Date: 08/18/2007 Title: Chapter 1: N/A

*sigh* This was just beautiful, even in re-read. Loved the last lines, especially!

Author's Response: Hiya April! Thanks bunches! As you know, the last lines are from Amazing Grace...I think that if anyone can appreciate that song, surely it is they who, like Snape, who have come the farthest from darkness to light.

retired featured story Only Snape can save Dumbledore's life...but at what cost? And for how long? (Based on one of the memories Harry sees in the Pensieve in Deathly Hallows.)

Rated: S
Categories: Angst
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Severus Snape
Genres: Tragedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 9482 - Hits: 955
Complete?: Yes - Published: 11/11/2007 - Last Updated: 11/14/2007
Reviewer: Pigwidgeon Signed star star star star star
Date: 12/27/2007 Title: Chapter 1: N/A

You are very welcome, and this was a nice re-read. It went a lot faster than I remembered, and the tension was nice.