Pennfana [Contact]
Real name: Laura
Member Since: 06/19/2004
Membership Status: Member

Just another writer with too many rabid plot bunnies...and more on the way. =)
 
Stories by Pennfana
Just another day at the Ministry of Magic...

Rated: C
Categories: Humour
Characters: Original Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 249 - Hits: 1177
Complete?: Yes - Published: 03/21/2007 - Last Updated: 03/21/2007
Response to the “Lupin is Not a Wimp” challenge (well, sort of, anyway). Lupin is consumed with an overwhelming desire for...what? With cameo appearances by Hogwarts teachers, various random house elves, deadly bakeries and a very special singing telegram.

Rated: B
Categories: Wolfsbane
Characters: Remus Lupin
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2033 - Hits: 435
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/30/2008 - Last Updated: 09/30/2008
"I was just thinking about how our entire relationship is based on a lie." (Possible, but not definite, AU.)

Rated: S
Categories: Fluff
Characters: Hermione Granger
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 829 - Hits: 1132
Complete?: Yes - Published: 02/05/2006 - Last Updated: 02/05/2006
The survivors of the victorious side of the Final Battle get fan mail. (Alternate Universe.)

Rated: B
Categories: General
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 623 - Hits: 521
Complete?: Yes - Published: 11/13/2008 - Last Updated: 11/13/2008
"Hey, Gilderoy, are you teachin' yet,/
Or have you been the victim of obliviate?"

Rated: C
Categories: Ficlets & Poetry
Characters: Gilderoy Lockhart
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 337 - Hits: 628
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/20/2004 - Last Updated: 07/20/2004
It's a beautiful, sunny afternoon and Hermione is relaxing with a book, a cat and a hot cup of tea. Nothing can possibly go wrong...or can it?

Rated: S
Categories: Romance
Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1792 - Hits: 1096
Complete?: Yes - Published: 03/16/2008 - Last Updated: 03/16/2008
One hundred years after the defeat of Voldemort, people still remember.

Rated: C
Categories: General
Characters: Original Character
Genres: General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 771 - Hits: 354
Complete?: Yes - Published: 05/02/2010 - Last Updated: 05/02/2010
Taking a break from the action of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows"...

Rated: C
Categories: Humour
Characters: Helga Hufflepuff, Lord Voldemort/Tom Riddle
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 144 - Hits: 512
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/25/2008 - Last Updated: 04/25/2008
Hermione hears Harry talking to someone in the Gryffindor common room. Who is it? PG-13 for double-entendres.

Rated: B
Categories: Humour
Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 876 - Hits: 1345
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/27/2004 - Last Updated: 06/27/2004
Voldemort, believing that the Death Eaters are losing their enthusiasm, decides to try to rekindle their fervour through the most desperate of measures: a tent revival. (The rating is for the occasional use of bad language.)

Rated: B
Categories: Morsmordre
Characters: Lord Voldemort/Tom Riddle, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 4
Wordcount: 2097 - Hits: 1990
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/27/2007 - Last Updated: 03/07/2008
How can her love for him be right when so much about it seems so wrong?

Rated: S
Categories: Angst
Characters: Hermione Granger
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3051 - Hits: 958
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/21/2006 - Last Updated: 06/21/2006
Ron Weasley steps out of the Three Broomsticks and into a folk song. Sort of.

Rated: W
Categories: The Burrow, Humour
Characters: Original Character, Ron Weasley
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2132 - Hits: 62
Complete?: Yes - Published: 05/26/2010 - Last Updated: 05/26/2010
Just another wanted criminal? Maybe not.

Rated: C
Categories: Pureblood, Humour
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Other Canon Character
Genres: Drabble, Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 216 - Hits: 386
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/20/2010 - Last Updated: 04/20/2010