Roses are red, violets are blue, he sends his regards- to a witch that is true. Sometimes valentines are sent to the most unlikely people from the most unlikely sources. It's all very scandalous.

Rated: S
Categories: Pureblood, General
Characters: Bellatrix Lestrange (nee Black), Lord Voldemort/Tom Riddle
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1312 - Hits: 647
Complete?: Yes - Published: 02/14/2009 - Last Updated: 02/16/2009

A Kwikspell advertisement complete with testimonials.

Rated: S
Categories: Humour
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1254 - Hits: 892
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/26/2004 - Last Updated: 06/26/2004

Ron writes a Divination essay and Hermione is his inspiration.

Rated: C
Categories: Humour
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1355 - Hits: 1358
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/24/2004 - Last Updated: 06/24/2004