Northumbrian [Contact]
Real name: Neil Thompson
Member Since: 04/17/2011
Membership Status: Member

I'm only just an Englishman, from north of the Wall, but south of the Border

-N-

 
Stories by Northumbrian
The Wedding Breakfast of Mr and Mrs Ronald Weasley is over. Ron's Best Man rises nervously to his feet.

Rated: C
Categories: Drama, Fluff, General, Humour, Romance
Characters: Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drama, Fluff, Friendship, General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 4434 - Hits: 289
Complete?: Yes - Published: 02/28/2012 - Last Updated: 03/03/2012
In which Miss Johnson begins to rekindle an old friendship.

Rated: B
Categories: Angst, Drama, Humour, Romance
Characters: Angelina Johnson, George Weasley
Genres: Angst, Drama, Friendship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 4371 - Hits: 104
Complete?: Yes - Published: 02/15/2013 - Last Updated: 02/20/2013
One thing is certain, Ron Weasley will never be one of the first to arrive at platform nine and three-quarters, will he?

Rated: C
Categories: The Burrow, Fluff, General, Humour, Romance, Drama
Characters: Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drama, Fluff, Friendship, General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3556 - Hits: 104
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/28/2013 - Last Updated: 10/10/2013
George's birthday is never a happy occassion. Will this year be any different?

Rated: W
Categories: Angst, Drama, Fluff, General, Humour, Romance
Characters: Angelina Johnson, George Weasley, Romilda Vane
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, General, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 4541 - Hits: 82
Complete?: Yes - Published: 02/14/2012 - Last Updated: 02/15/2012

All I ever wanted to do was fit in and be normal. I wanted friends, a nice boy, marriage and kids, the usual stuff. It wasn’t much to wish for.

Fighting a war can leave scars, and you can't always hide them.



Rated: B
Categories: Angst, Drama
Characters: Lavender Brown
Genres: Angst, Drama
Warnings: None

Series: Northumbrian's Tales
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 4410 - Hits: 342
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/28/2011 - Last Updated: 05/03/2011
Yuletide: ‘tis the season to be jolly! Unfortunately, for four and two-thirds Potters, jolliness is in short supply. Perhaps it is the season of:
Monkeys; fish and chip suppers; shopping in Knockturn Alley; a werewolf wearing glitter lipstick; a Moon in an eccentric orbit; Dung; snow; and a jolly fat man with a white beard.
Hopefully everything will work out.

Consumer Warning: Like many Christmas gifts, this may contain nuts/nut traces.

No Father Christmases were harmed during the writing of this story.

Merry Christmas to all my readers (and a Happy Hogmanay, too).

Rated: S
Categories: Drama, Fluff, General, Humour, Romance
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, James Sirius Potter
Genres: Fluff, Friendship, General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 3
Wordcount: 13826 - Hits: 390
Complete?: Yes - Published: 11/02/2012 - Last Updated: 01/01/2013
As Angelina Johnson takes the Hogwarts Express back to school for her seventh year, she has a problem.

Rated: C
Categories: The Burrow, Angst, Drama, General, Fluff
Characters: Alicia Spinnet, Angelina Johnson, Charlie Weasley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Katie Bell, Lee Jordan, Percy Weasley
Genres: Drama, Fluff, Friendship, General, Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2531 - Hits: 97
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/28/2013 - Last Updated: 10/10/2013
It's the 14th of February. Ron isn't stupid, he knows what that day is. But why is Hermione distracted, and what does Malfoy have to do with it?

Rated: W
Categories: Drama, Fluff, General, Humour, Romance
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drama, Fluff, General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3606 - Hits: 129
Complete?: Yes - Published: 02/10/2012 - Last Updated: 02/13/2012
Hermione is pregnant, Ron is an idiot...

Rated: B
Categories: Angst, Drama, General, Romance
Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Parvati Patil, Ron Weasley
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, General, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3179 - Hits: 207
Complete?: Yes - Published: 03/17/2013 - Last Updated: 03/20/2013
Ron and Hermione have some news...

Rated: C
Categories: Drama, Fluff, General, Humour, Romance
Characters: George Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drama, Fluff, General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2107 - Hits: 195
Complete?: Yes - Published: 11/24/2012 - Last Updated: 11/29/2012

Keeping secrets from your girlfriend is never easy.

Revealing those secrets can lead to all sorts of problems.



Rated: C
Categories: Drama, Fluff, General, Romance
Characters: Dennis Creevey, Original Character
Genres: Drama, Fluff, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3099 - Hits: 177
Complete?: Yes - Published: 03/15/2012 - Last Updated: 03/17/2012
A good restaurant, a fine meal and an excellent wine, all in the company of friends, what could possibly go wrong? Harry, Ginny, Ron and Hermione are about to find out.

Rated: B
Categories: Drama, Fluff, General, Humour, Romance
Characters: Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drama, Fluff, Friendship, General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 7978 - Hits: 132
Complete?: Yes - Published: 02/15/2013 - Last Updated: 02/20/2013
Ginny takes a trip to tibet with an eccentric companion.

Rated: B
Categories: Angst, Drama, Fluff, General
Characters: Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Luna Lovegood
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, General
Warnings: Violence

Series: Northumbrian's Tales
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3396 - Hits: 283
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/27/2011 - Last Updated: 10/16/2011
Weddings don't just happen you know, they need planning, careful planning.

Rated: S
Categories: Drama, Fluff, General, Humour, Romance
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Fleur Delacour, George Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Percy Weasley, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drama, Fluff, General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 5
Wordcount: 15433 - Hits: 1757
Complete?: No - Published: 01/19/2012 - Last Updated: 07/02/2013

There are many forms of love and many ways in which love can ambush the unwary. First sight can surprise us.

Ginny lies in pain, and there is nothing that an anxious Harry can do to help. This isn't the time for Harry to fall in love with someone new, is it?



Rated: B
Categories: Drama, Fluff, Humour, Romance
Characters: Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter
Genres: Drama, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: Northumbrian's Tales
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2165 - Hits: 255
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/16/2011 - Last Updated: 08/22/2011

In the weeks and months after their eldest brother’s wedding Fred and George Weasley continued to run their business. Two decent honest and respectable businessmen, they had no involvement at all in any illicit conduct.

They certainly didn’t get involved in any anti-Voldemort activities. Definitely not.

No. Not them. Never. They wouldn’t.

Honestly.

 



Rated: B
Categories: Angst, Drama, Humour
Characters: Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Hannah Abbott
Genres: Angst, Drama, Humor, Tragedy
Warnings: None

Series: Northumbrian's Tales
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2238 - Hits: 267
Complete?: No - Published: 05/03/2011 - Last Updated: 05/05/2011
There is a new girl in Harry's life, and Ginny needs Hermione's help.

Rated: S
Categories: Fluff, General, Humour, Drama
Characters: Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger
Genres: Drama, Fluff, General, Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1980 - Hits: 305
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/19/2012 - Last Updated: 01/20/2012

A haunted house that isn’t haunted, a Muggle fortune teller who can’t actually tell fortunes and the legend of the Cursed Green Pearl! What happens when “the nation’s favourite television ghost-hunters” stumble on something really magical? What (apart from a mysterious chest, a broken red stiletto and a corpse) lies within the topmost room of the Haunted Tower.

It’s time for the Auror Office’s Muggle Interface Team; Brown, Bones and Beadle, to investigate.



Rated: B
Categories: Drama
Characters: Lavender Brown, Original Character, Susan Bones
Genres: Drama, Mystery/suspense
Warnings: Violence

Series: Northumbrian's Tales
Chapters: 5
Wordcount: 17735 - Hits: 1345
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/17/2011 - Last Updated: 05/26/2012
Students in their third year and above can visit Hogsmeade. Dennis Creevey managed to get there as a second year, with some help from his brother.

Rated: C
Categories: Drama, General
Characters: Colin Creevey, Dennis Creevey, Original Character
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Friendship, General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2211 - Hits: 120
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/18/2013 - Last Updated: 06/19/2013
This important question needs to be answered. Reputations are at stake.

Rated: C
Categories: General, Humour
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Narcissa Malfoy (nee Black), Ron Weasley
Genres: Drama, Friendship, General, Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3429 - Hits: 139
Complete?: Yes - Published: 02/15/2014 - Last Updated: 02/16/2014

Harry and Ginny's lives are about to change.



Rated: S
Categories: Drama, Fluff, Humour, Romance
Characters: Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter
Genres: Drama, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: Northumbrian's Tales
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 5957 - Hits: 337
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/09/2011 - Last Updated: 09/17/2011
Tom and Camelia are two people in search of something unobtainable, and each is prepared to kill to achieve their goal. For both, murder is simply the means to an end. For both, their victims are unimportant; they are merely collateral damage in the quest to live forever. What happens when two very different killers meet?

Rated: B
Categories: Angst, Drama
Characters: Lord Voldemort/Tom Riddle
Genres: Angst, Drama
Warnings: Violence

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2183 - Hits: 126
Complete?: No - Published: 10/11/2012 - Last Updated: 10/12/2012
In which Draco looks for a girlfriend, and Ginny visits Malfoy Manor.

Rated: S
Categories: Drama, General, Humour
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Narcissa Malfoy (nee Black), Ron Weasley
Genres: Drama, Friendship, Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 6099 - Hits: 163
Complete?: Yes - Published: 12/14/2013 - Last Updated: 12/14/2013
In which William Arthur Weasley meets, and eventually loses, a beautiful girl. It is something that happens to all fathers.

Rated: C
Categories: Drama, Fluff, General, Humour, Romance
Characters: Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Fleur Delacour, Teddy Lupin, Victoire Weasley
Genres: Drama, Fluff, Friendship, General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1952 - Hits: 377
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/27/2013 - Last Updated: 04/28/2013
Ron runs away, and runs into a spot of bother.

Rated: B
Categories: Angst, Drama
Characters: Ron Weasley
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, General
Warnings: Violence

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2394 - Hits: 105
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/22/2012 - Last Updated: 09/24/2012