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Thanks for reading my stories! I also have a couple posted on Eros & Sapphos.
 
Stories by sauerkraut_poet
Vernon Dursley is preparing to propose to his girlfriend, Petunia Evans, when something unexpected happens. Written in response to a challenge on another site about a Muggle stumbling upon the magical world. Again, these are not original characters - I just have a strange habit of picking people that there isn't a character option for. =)

Rated: C
Categories: Romance
Characters: Petunia Dursley (nee Evans), Vernon Dursley
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2649 - Hits: 609
Complete?: Yes - Published: 03/18/2006 - Last Updated: 03/19/2006
Seven-year-old Narcissa Black often loses herself in the land of fairytales and daydreams. When her father hosts a fancy dress ball, she thinks she’s finally found her prince. But has she really?

Rated: C
Categories: Humour
Characters: Narcissa Malfoy (nee Black)
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1817 - Hits: 559
Complete?: Yes - Published: 03/25/2006 - Last Updated: 03/26/2006
Lavender Brown couldn’t help loving Ron Weasley. When he expressed an interest in her, what could she do but agree to be his girlfriend? But was his love for her real, or just an illusion?

Rated: S
Categories: Angst
Characters: Lavender Brown
Genres: General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1875 - Hits: 549
Complete?: Yes - Published: 03/17/2006 - Last Updated: 03/17/2006
Ever wondered about Moaning Myrtle's life before ghosthood? This is her story, from the time she discovered the wizarding world to her death.

Rated: S
Categories: General
Characters: Moaning Myrtle
Genres: General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 4
Wordcount: 1785 - Hits: 1619
Complete?: No - Published: 03/26/2006 - Last Updated: 04/17/2006
Up until her first year at Hogwarts, Andromeda Black had lived a sheltered life. Very sheltered. Her knowledge of Muggles was based entirely on Wizarding children's books - specifically, Eduardius Yaxley's bestseller Pureblood Princess Purity and the Maniacal Muggle Murderer. How will she react upon meeting a Muggle-born for the first time? This story explores Andromeda's first meeting with Ted Tonks aboard the Hogwarts Express.

Rated: C
Categories: Romance
Characters: Andromeda Tonks (nee Black), Ted Tonks
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2712 - Hits: 495
Complete?: No - Published: 06/28/2006 - Last Updated: 06/30/2006
Innocent Singing Sensation? No. However, I believe I am not alone in thinking there may be more to Regulus than first meets the eye. This story comprises his life before, during, and after Hogwarts, explaining why he hated his brother, became a Death Eater, and eventually turned against the Dark Lord.

Rated: S
Categories: Morsmordre
Characters: Regulus Black, Severus Snape
Genres: Mystery/suspense
Warnings: Character Death

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 895 - Hits: 593
Complete?: No - Published: 03/31/2006 - Last Updated: 03/31/2006
Gregory Goyle always hated Valentines’ Day – it just made him feel even more lonely and depressed. One year, however, he finds an unexpected companion…

Rated: C
Categories: General
Characters: Gregory Goyle, Luna Lovegood, Vincent Crabbe
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1124 - Hits: 475
Complete?: Yes - Published: 03/17/2006 - Last Updated: 03/17/2006
Mrs. Black, contemplating the subject of Muggles on a dreary Halloween night, is paid a visit by her niece Narcissa, bringing news that will change their lives forever.

Rated: C
Categories: Morsmordre
Characters: Narcissa Malfoy (nee Black), Walburga Black
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2209 - Hits: 647
Complete?: Yes - Published: 03/31/2006 - Last Updated: 03/31/2006